Funny Valentine Day For Single 2016

This year on valentine day make your lover happy and glad with funny valentine day quotes and show him/her how much you love and sincere with him/her. Now this year finding best and funny valentine day thing for single is not a hard task. This time through us you can get most excellent funny collection of valentine day. Just keep in touch with Hulutrip.com. Thank you.

• Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

• Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

• I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

• I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

• Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

• Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

• I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

• One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

• You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

• Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.